校长办公室
情况很不妙 Things were dire.
我朋友艾赛尔的父母 My friend Ethel's parents
在短袜舞会那晚被残忍地杀害了 had been brutally murdered the night of the sock hop.
而且突然间 我和艾赛尔成了首要嫌犯 And suddenly, Ethel and I were the prime suspects.
艾赛尔 这幅画是你画的 对吧 You drew this picture, didn't you, Ethel?
上面的人是你父母 And they're meant to be your mother and father.
是的 但这只是个玩笑 Yes, but it was a joke.
那为什么琼斯先生 把它藏在自己床垫下面 Then why did Mr. Jones hide it under his mattress,
像是在掩盖肮脏的秘密呢 like a dirty secret?
这就是你那个牵强说法的来源吗 一个送奶工杀手 And is this where your far-fetched story about a killer milkman came from?
-一本漫画 -不 -A comic book? -No. No.
我看到有个送奶工从我家离开 I saw a milkman leaving my house.
在我们和律师谈之前别再多说了 Don't say anything else until we talk to a lawyer.
琼斯先生 图画比话语更有价值 You know, a picture is worth a thousand words, Mr. Jones.
这些 And these...
它们讲述了一个非常令人不安的故事 Well, these tell a very disturbing story.
那个 Well...
也许他们到了警察局会更乐意开口 Well, maybe they'll be more talkative down at the station.
贾格赫德 出什么事了 Jughead. What's happening?
他们在逼迫我们 They're railroading us.
走吧 贾格赫德 Let's go, Jughead.
安德鲁斯 你好大的胆子 占我妹妹的便宜 Where do you get off, Andrews, taking advantage of my sister?
在维罗妮卡的亲热派对上 和她什么都做了 Going all the way with her at Veronica's make-out party.
好吧 首先 是你鼓励我和雪柔约会的 Okay, first of all, you encouraged me to date Cheryl.
其次 我没那样做 And second of all, I didn't.
我们没有什么都做 We did not go all the way.
雪柔可不是这么说的 That's not what Cheryl's saying.
雪柔 Cheryl.
你为什么跟你哥哥说 我们什么都做了 Why did you tell your brother we went all the way?
我们没有啊 我们接了吻 这就是全部了 We didn't. We kissed. That's all we did.
阿奇 我们不只是接了吻 We did more than that, Archie.
这个吻痕可不是贝拉卢戈西弄出来的 I mean, Bela Lugosi didn't give me this beauty mark.
好吧 Oh, okay. Okay.
但我们几乎都没上二垒 为什么告诉朱利安我们都上本垒了 We barely made it to second base, so why tell Julian we scored a home run?
我不能告诉你 I can't explain it.
但这样说 可以帮我解决我现有的一个问题 But by saying that we did, it's helping me with a problem I'm having.
你要明白 佐证我的说法 Just know that by corroborating my story...
你就是在保护我 you'd be protecting me.
保护你 怎么保护 防着谁 Protecting you? How? From whom?
我的家人 My family.
阿奇 请不要再问下去了 Archie, please don't ask me any more questions than that.
反正这就是个善意的谎言 对吧 Anyway, it's just a little white lie, right?
说真的 Really...
这能伤害到谁呢 who is it hurting?
贝蒂 我想把这个还给你 I wanna give this back to you, Betty.
看得真快 That was fast.
你有没有至少从中学到了点什么 Did you glean something from it, at least?
是有一些 I think so.
我好像明白你的想法了 I think I know what you want.
然后呢 And?
我想等到婚后再说 And I wanna wait until marriage.
我明白了 Oh, I see.
这么说吧 Well, how about this?
我不赞同 I'm not okay
在这段感情中 总是由你来做决定 凯文 with you making all of the decisions in this relationship, Kevin.
所以 对我来说 我们还是算了 So, as far as I'm concerned, we're not going steady anymore.
贝蒂 怎么了 你为什么哭了 Betty, what is it? Why are you crying?
我和凯文分手了 Kevin and I broke up.
男孩子总是坏事 Boys ruin everything.
他怎么你了 What did he do?
我们在聊建立更亲密的肉体关系 Well, we were talking about having a more physical relationship...
然后确立了最终期限 and an ultimatum was put down.
你是想等到结婚后吗 You wanted to wait 'til marriage?
不 凯文说他想等到结婚后 No, Kevin said he wanted to wait until marriage.
所以我就和他分手了 So I broke up with him.
贝蒂 不要对自己的欲望感到羞愧 Don't be ashamed of your desires, Betty.
应该有更多的女孩向你学习 More girls should do what you did.
向她们所谓的男朋友提出自己的要求 Ask for what they want from their supposed boyfriends.
我现在怎么办 What do I do now?
我们去暗室喝杯咖啡怎么样 Well, how about you and I go to the Dark Room and grab a coffee?
还有 贝蒂 And, Betty?
也许这次分手正是你所需要的 Maybe this breakup is exactly what the doctor ordered.
可怜的艾赛尔怎么样了 How's poor Ethel doing?
我觉得她被吓坏了 I think she's in shock.
我能想象得到 I can only imagine.
-他们和你们说了什么 -没说什么 -What are they saying to you? -Not much.
只是说他们只能合法关押我们24小时 Just that they can only hold us legally for 24 hours,
之后他们要么放了我们 要么起诉我们 after which they either have to release us or charge us.
但你当时在舞会上 我们都在那里 But you were at the dance. We were all there together.
如果有什么办法 If there were some way
能确定艾赛尔父母被杀的具体时间 we could prove the time that Ethel's parents were killed,
就可以清除我的嫌疑 it might be enough to clear me,
然后我再想办法为艾赛尔脱罪 and I'd figure out a way to exonerate Ethel.
用诺拉查尔斯的逻辑想一下 Putting on my Nora Charles hat,
河谷镇不是有个验尸官 doesn't Riverdale have a coroner
可以对马格斯夫妇进行尸检吗 that would've performed an autopsy on the Muggses?
每个小镇都有验尸官 但我不知道这里的是谁 Every town has a coroner, but I don't know who that is.
我去查一下 Let me find out.
我会再来 I'll be back.
嘿 维罗妮卡 Hey, Veronica.
诺拉查尔斯 Nora Charles?
《瘦子》是我最喜欢的电影之一 The Thin Man is one of my favorite films.
我就有预感 I had a feeling.
妈 怎么了 Mom? What's wrong?
布罗森夫人刚刚来过 Mrs. Blossom just came by.
她说你和雪柔做的那些事 是真的吗 Is it true what she's saying you and Cheryl did?
怎么会这样 How did this happen?
我真的不太愿意跟你讨论这个 I don't really feel comfortable discussing this.
你以为我就愿意吗 You think I do?
算了 Never mind.
上楼 换上你的西装 Just go upstairs and change into your suit.
为什么 Why?
因为你和我要去布罗森家吃晚饭 Because you and I are going over to the Blossoms' for dinner
想办法解决你和雪柔造成的烂摊子 to figure out a path through this mess that you and Cheryl made.
你的华盛顿之行怎么样 市长先生 So how was your trip to Washington, Mr. Mayor?
玛丽 拜托 叫我克里福德就好 Oh, Mary, please. It's Clifford.
我那次外出吗 还挺 As for my trip? Well, it was, uh...
还挺富有成效的 It was productive.
但是 But...
回来就发现我们的美丽小镇 被两起谋杀 to come home to our fair town torn asunder...
弄得四分五裂 Two murders.
我们的年青一代面临危机 And our young people in crisis.
这个世界确实走歪了 乔说得对 The world has indeed gone sideways. Joe was right.
是麦卡锡参议员 Senator McCarthy.
阿奇 告诉我 你对俄罗斯问题怎么看 So tell me, Archie, what do you think of the Russia problem?
先生 俄罗斯问题 The Russia problem, sir?
俄罗斯人 The Russians.
武装起来反对我们 渗透我们 Arming themselves against us, infiltrating us,
破坏我们原本的生活方式 undermining our very way of life.
那个 Well...
俄罗斯是个大 Well, Russia is a big...
是个非常大的问题 先生 这很明显 It's a massive problem, sir. I mean, clearly.
阿奇 你是个很聪明的年轻人 You're a very smart young man, Archie.
你让我想起你的父亲 You remind me of your father.
弗瑞德是一个 正派 勤奋 热血的美国人 Fred was a decent, hard-working, red-blooded American.
谢谢你 先生 Thank you, sir.
玛丽 晚饭后 我们还是移步我的书房 Mary, after dinner, I think we should adjourn to my study.
我们有很多事需要讨论 We have much to discuss.
我很遗憾没能见过你爸爸 I'm sorry I never got to meet your dad.
你肯定非常想念他 You must miss him a lot.
是啊 他是我最好的朋友 Yeah, he was... He was my best friend.
这个形容真美好 That is so sweet.
我们之前几乎每个周末 都会去看电影 We used to go to the movies almost every weekend.
西部片 那是他的最爱 Westerns. Those were his favorites.
也是我的最爱 Mine too.
看完电影后 我们会去老爹的店吃汉堡 And afterwards, we'd go to Pop's for burgers.
我们开玩笑说要骑马向西 去加利福尼亚 在牧场里生活 We'd joke about riding out west to California, to live on a ranch.
做个牛仔 Being cowboys.
好奇怪 我最近总是想起这些 It's funny, I think about that a lot.
暗室
好了 All right.
我们先去给你买一杯低因咖啡 First thing's first, let's get you that decaf.
贝蒂 我们走 你不会想看到这一幕 You know what? Betty, let's go. You don't wanna see this.
看到什么 你在说什 See what? What are you...?
我的天哪 Oh, my gosh.
根据该证明上的死亡时间 According to the time of death on that certificate,
马格斯夫妇被杀时 贾格赫德在舞会上 Jughead was at the dance when Mr. and Mrs. Muggs were murdered.
这个说明不了艾赛尔在谋杀时的行踪 This doesn't account for Ethel's whereabouts at the time of the murders.
可能确实如此 That may be the case,
但你至少可以把贾格赫德放了 不是吗 but you can at least release Jughead, can't you?
抱歉 但那个牢房能自己打开吗 I'm sorry, but is that cell gonna unlock itself?
因为我这个青少年真的很忙 警长 Because I'm a very busy teenager, sheriff.
我觉得他们想饿死我 I think they were trying to starve me in there.
我终于让艾赛尔开口了 I managed to get Ethel to open up.
她告诉你 她父母被杀时自己在哪里了吗 She told you where she was when her parents were killed?
而且她不愿坦白也是有道理的 Mm-hm. And her reluctance to fess up makes sense too.
原来她当时在汽车座位上 跟别人亲热 听好了 Turns out, she was doing the car seat cha-cha with, get this...
是朱利安布罗森 Julian Blossom.
艾赛尔本来在公交车站等车去舞会 Ethel was waiting at the bus stop to go to the dance
朱利安开车路过 提出要送她过去 when Julian drove by and offered to take her.
你是去舞会吗 You going to the dance?
来吧 我送你一程 Come on. I'll give you a ride.
但他载着她去了情人小径 试图对她做些什么 He took her to Lover's Lane and tried to put the moves on her.
艾赛尔描述说 她一开始还挺乐意的 As Ethel described it, she welcomed it at first,
但朱利安开始毛手毛脚 but Julian decided to get a little handsy.
朱利安警告她不要告诉别人 Julian warned her not to say anything,
如果她说了 他就叫她色情狂 and that if she did, he would call her a nymphomaniac,
让她成为镇上的笑柄 make her the town laughingstock.
当然 之后的事我们就都知道了 Of course, we know what happened after that.
她决定不去舞会 直接回家 She decided to go home instead of the dance.
太惨了 Terrible.
不如我们明天在学校找朱利安谈谈 I say we talk to Julian at school tomorrow.
艾赛尔认为出卖他 会让她的处境变得更糟 Ethel thinks ratting him out will make things worse for her,
也许她是对的 and she may be right.
所以最终取决于朱利安 能否做出高尚的选择 So it's up to Julian to do the honorable thing.
上帝保佑我们 God help us.
你去哪里了 年轻的女士 And where have you been, young lady?
我和朋友托妮喝咖啡去了 I was just having coffee with my friend Toni.
那个 Hmm. Well...
凯勒夫人来电话了 Mrs. Keller called.
你今天和凯文分手了吗 Did you break up with Kevin today?
贝蒂 Oh, Betty.
你为什么要这样做 Why did you do that?
他特别沮丧 He is so upset.
都要崩溃了 He's devastated.
凯勒夫人不知道他去哪里了 她特别担心 Mrs. Keller doesn't know where he is. She's worried sick.
凯文没事 Kevin is fine.
我刚在咖啡店看到他了 I just saw him at the coffee house.
而且你们放心吧 他找到靠着哭的肩膀了 And rest assured, he's found a shoulder to cry on.
一个非常阳刚的肩膀 A very manly shoulder.
然后呢 And?
还有 回首往事 And, looking back,
这就是我们一直以来的问题 that's been the problem with us this whole time, Mom.
凯文喜欢男孩子 Kevin likes boys.
伊丽莎白 Oh, Elizabeth.
这里 亲爱的 来坐下 Here, honey. Come sit.
即使他喜欢男孩 也就这一阵子 Even if he does, it's just a phase.
这种肉体的欲望持续不了多久 See, carnal passion like that, it never lasts.
它会消失的 It will fade.
到那时 他最终会准备好 And then, eventually, he'll be ready to...
干什么 亲吻我吗 想要亲吻我 To what? To kiss me? To want to kiss me?
准备好娶你 To marry you.
安顿下来 结婚生子 To settle down and start a family.
妈妈 我现在知道了真相 怎么可能和凯文一起生活 Mom, how could I possibly marry and live with Kevin knowing the truth now?
你和凯文 You and Kevin,
你们已经培养了两年的感情 you've been building a relationship for two years.
我知道 I know.
如果他现在遇到了某种性别认同危机 And if he's going through some kind of sexual identity crisis,
难道你不该帮助他渡过难关吗 don't you owe it to him to help him through it?
哪怕是作为一个朋友 If only as a friend?
我的天 Holy heck.
热狗 Hot Dog.
宝贝 他们把你带到哪里去了 Where'd they take you, boy?
太难熬了 That was torture.
至少布罗森先生夸了爸爸 Well, Mr. Blossom said some nice stuff about Dad, at least.
克里福德布罗森一向虚伪 Clifford Blossom has always been a hypocrite.
是个战争贩子 还逃避兵役 And a war profiteer, and a draft-dodger.
他怎么是战争贩子了 How's he a war profiteer?
朝鲜战争期间 他将枫糖浆高价卖给军队 He sold maple syrup to the Army at a premium during the Korean War.
我一直尽力对布罗森家的人敬而远之 I've always managed to give the Blossoms a wide berth,
但现在 因为你这事 我们永远都和他们脱不开关系了 but now, thanks to you, we'll be linked for the rest of our lives.
这话什么意思 What are you talking about?
我和布罗森夫妇长谈了一番 The Blossoms and I have had a long talk,
我们已经决定了 基于你的行为 and we've decided that, based on your actions,
现在最好让你和雪柔结婚 the best thing to do would be for you and Cheryl to get married.
结婚 Married?
我和雪柔应该还不到年纪吧 Aren't Cheryl and I too young to do that?
沃瑟斯医生明天 会给你和雪柔做个测试 Dr. Werthers will be giving you and Cheryl a test tomorrow.
我现在还得做个测试 I have to take a test now too?
匹配性测试 A compatibility test.
爱情问答清单 确保你和雪柔 Cupid's Checklist, to make sure that you and Cheryl are...
-匹配 -是的 -Compatible. -Yes.
并且心理上做好了结婚的准备 And psychologically ready to get married.
-妈妈 你不可能希望我结婚 -确实不希望 -Mom, this can't be what you want for me. -It isn't.
但如果你已经成熟到 But if you're old enough to...
做你做过的那种事 do what you did,
那你就足够成熟 可以担负起相应的责任 then you're old enough to take responsibility for it.
考虑下雪柔的名节 Think of Cheryl's honor.
那个可怜姑娘的名声可能毁于一旦 That poor girl's reputation could be destroyed,
我知道你不想让这种事发生 and I know you don't want that.
老天啊 米吉 Gosh, Midge.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
我的周期一向很准 I'm never late.
我好怕 范斯 I'm scared, Fangs.
不要担心 宝贝 我爱你 Don't worry, baby. I love you.
我们会想出办法 我保证 We're gonna figure this out. I promise.
你俩想怎样 What do you two want?
我们知道你在参加舞会之前 和艾赛尔在一起 We know that you were with Ethel before arriving at the dance.
艾赛尔这样说的吗 Is that what Ethel says?
她想得美 She wishes.
你真是不会撒谎 You're a terrible liar.
既然知道实情 还兜什么圈子 If you already know the story, why the third degree?
因为他们现在想哄骗艾赛尔 Because they're trying to bamboozle Ethel.
她父母被做掉时 只有你和她在一起 You were the only one with her when her parents were 86'd.
所以你可以证明她不在场 So you can be her alibi.
但你需要向凯勒警长说明真相 But you need to tell the truth to Sheriff Keller.
-我不要 -为什么 -I'm not doing that. -Why not?
我是布罗森家的人 I'm a Blossom.
如果我承认 It would be...
曾勾搭艾赛尔马格斯 这种不成体统的人 unseemly for me to admit I made a play for someone as...
那就太不体面了 inappropriate as Ethel Muggs.
那你当时为什么要那么做 Then why do it in the first place?
我不知道 I don't know.
大概只是想找点乐子 Cheap thrills, I guess.
琼斯 搞什么 What the hell, Jones?
朱利安 你让我恶心 You disgust me, Julian.
像你这种人让我反胃 People like you make my stomach churn.
你富有 You're rich.
有权有势 You're entitled.
你到处招摇过市 就好像在自己家里 You strut around the world like you own it.
然后你还 占我朋友艾赛尔这样的人便宜 And then you take advantage of people like my friend Ethel?
你这次必须做出正确的选择 So you're gonna do the right thing for once in your life.
朱利安做了笔录 Julian gave his statement.
-艾赛尔可以走了 对吧 -对 她不再是嫌疑人 -Ethel's free to go, right? -Yes, she's no longer an active suspect.
但还需要一名成年人来签字领人 Though an adult is gonna need to sign her out.
库珀夫妇在过来的路上 他们同意重新收留她 The Coopers are on their way. They've agreed to take her in again.
我的匹配性测试 或者说爱情问答测试 My compatibility test, or Cupid's Checklist, shall we say,
只有三个问题 consists of only three questions.
第一个问题 First question.
你们两人的背景是否相似 Do you come from similar backgrounds?
布罗森家族是欧洲贵族的后裔 The Blossoms are descended from European barons and baronesses.
我父亲过去常常谈论 阿蒂爷爷和他的妻子 Um, my dad used to talk about how Grandpa Artie and his wife
是如何在黑色风暴中逃过一劫 barely survived the Dust Bowl.
非常好 Very good.
第二个问题 你们是亲密的朋友吗 Second question. Are you close friends?
我为自己能和几乎所有人 都相处融洽而感到自豪 You know, I pride myself on getting along with pretty much everyone.
最后一个问题 Last question.
你们了解婚姻是什么吗 Do you understand the concept of marriage?
（沃瑟斯医生）
婚姻可不是一件小事 布罗森小姐 Marriage is not to be taken lightly, Ms. Blossom.
还有你 安德鲁斯先生 你必须永远对妻子忠诚 And you, Mr. Andrews, you must remain faithful.
当然 这违背我们作为男人的本性 但是 It goes against our nature as men, of course, but...
客气的言语 心怀慈悲的倾听 和家常饭菜 a kind word, a sympathetic ear, and a home-cooked meal
对控制移情别恋大有帮助 can go a long way towards keeping a wandering eye in check.
我都说清楚了吗 Have I clarified things?
这个消息真令人欣慰 沃瑟斯医生 Well, that is such a relief to hear, Dr. Werthers.
我和安德鲁斯夫人都很高兴 Mrs. Andrews and I are elated.
好 随后再聊 Yes. We'll talk soon.
代我向玛娜问好 My best to Myrna.
玛丽 亲爱的 非常好的消息 The most wonderful news, Mary, dear.
两个孩子很合适 The children are compatible.
坦诚地说 对此我挺惊讶的 Well, frankly, I'm surprised.
你知道 阿奇和雪柔太不一样了 You know, Archie and Cheryl are so different.
他们都有一头耀眼的红发 不是吗 Well, they both have that glorious red hair, don't they?
嗨 范斯 你还好吗 Hey, Fangs. How's it hanging?
不太好 Not well.
托妮 米吉觉得自己可能 Toni, Midge thinks that she might be...
怀上了 in trouble.
天哪 Oh, jeez.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
不是百分百确定 但没错 Not a hundred percent, but yeah.
挺确定的 Pretty sure.
好吧 先说当务之急 Okay, well, first things first,
我们需要确认 米吉确实是怀孕了 we need to confirm that Midge is, in fact, pregnant.
我们接下来这样做 Here's what we're gonna do.
你 我和米吉 今晚在学校的生物实验室会面 You, me, and Midge are gonna meet at the biology lab at school tonight,
午夜时分 at midnight.
这样我就有足够的时间 筹备测试所需的物品 That'll give me enough time to gather the supplies we need to make our own test.
你明白吗 Can you dig it?
孩子爸爸 Big Daddy?
小凯 Kev?
我们能谈谈吗 Can we talk?
昨晚我去了暗室 I went to the Dark Room last night.
我看到你和克雷在那里 And I saw you and Clay there.
好吧 我不知道 你认为自己看到了什么 Yeah. I don't know what you think you saw,
但我和克雷就是闹着玩的 but Clay and I were just kidding around.
不 你们不是闹着玩 No. No, you weren't.
多久了 你和克雷 How long have you and Clay...?
昨晚是第一次 Last night was the first time.
你跟我分手之后 我去了健身房 After you broke up with me, I went to the gym
放声大哭 然后 and just was bawling my eyes out, and...
克雷当时在更衣室 他听到我哭就进来了 Clay was in the locker room, and he heard me and came in,
和我说话 然后 and talked to me, and...
对不起 I'm sorry.
我知道这肯定让你大吃一惊 但请相信我 I know this must be throwing you for a loop, but just believe me,
如果我之前知道自己是 什么人 if I had known what... I was,
肯定不会浪费你的时间 I wouldn't have wasted your time.
我不会装作自己理解这些事 I'm not going to pretend that I understand most of this...
但我们的感情不是浪费时间 but our relationship was not a waste of time.
至少对我来说不是 At least not to me.
我估计就这样了 Well, I guess it's happening.
安德鲁斯先生和夫人 Yeah, Mr. and Mrs. Andrews.
看来是这样 So it seems.
雪柔 你确定自己真想这么做吗 Cheryl, are you sure you really wanna go through with this?
这事真有那么糟吗 Would it really be that bad?
和你结婚吗 没有 To be married to you? No.
当然不是了 No, heck no.
我只是想更好地了解你 I just wanna get to know you better.
在这个过程中 也许我也能更好地了解自己 And through that process, maybe I'll get to know myself better too.
我觉得当有人和你同行时 I think it's easier to figure out your path
更容易找到自己前行的方向 when someone's walking alongside you.
学校里传闻你给维罗妮卡 写了一首美丽的情诗 Word around school is you wrote Veronica a beautiful love poem.
也许你也愿意给我写一首 Maybe you could find it in your heart to write one for me?
好的 当然 我没问题 Yeah. Yeah, sure I can.
为小胜一场干杯 To small victories.
没错 Hear, hear.
尽管艾赛尔还没有脱离险境 Though Ethel's not out of the woods just yet.
是的 但她现在的处境 已经比两小时前好多了 No, but she's in a better place than she was two hours ago.
尼克 我们是好搭档 We make a good team, Nick.
是的 没错 诺拉 Yes, we do, Nora.
那晚饭后 So after dinner,
你可以陪我走回家吗 what do you think about walking me home?
该死 Oh, shucks.
其实我计划今晚待在这里 I was actually planning on staying here tonight.
在餐厅里 为什么 At the diner? Why?
凯勒警长和他的无脑手下 把我的拖车弄得一团糟 Sheriff Keller and his goon squad trashed my train car.
你想去潘布鲁克住吗 Well, do you wanna stay at the Pembrooke?
算了 我对丝绸床单过敏 No, no. I'm allergic to silk sheets.
那你可走运了 You're in luck, then.
因为我们只用最好的埃及棉床单 Because we only have sheets made from the finest Egyptian cotton.
我不想打扰到你 I wouldn't wanna crowd you.
拜托 公寓的那半边我甚至都没去过 Please, there's an entire wing of the apartment I haven't even set foot in.
真的 我强烈邀请你 Really. I insist.
托妮 我不明白 I'm confused, Toni.
这些东西怎么能说明我是否怀孕了 How will any of this tell us whether or not I'm pregnant?
流程很简单 It's a simple process.
我会把你的尿液 注射到这位朋友的身体里 I'm gonna inject some of your pee into our friend here,
如果你怀孕了 and if you're pregnant,
尿液就会在青蛙身体中引发化学反应 it's gonna cause a chemical reaction in the frog,
使它在一夜之间产卵 'causing it to lay eggs overnight.
这会伤到青蛙吗 Will it hurt the frog?
不会 快速无痛 我保证 No. It's quick and painless, promise.
好的 我这里有 米吉装在杯子里的尿液 Okay. I got Midge's pee in a cup in a bag here,
你俩去外面等着吧 我很快就出去 so why don't you two just wait outside, and I'll be out in a jiffy?
米吉 你肯定是怀上了 Well, Midge, you're definitely preggers.
差不多有400到500颗卵 There's like four-to-five hundred eggs in there.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
好了 范斯 米吉 都听好 All right, Fangs, Midge, listen up.
你们爱对方吗 Do you two love each other?
-是的 没错 -全身心地相爱 -Yeah, we do. -Completely.
范斯 你得收拾一下自己 Fangs, you're gonna have to clean yourself up.
洗干净你油腻的头发 穿一件带扣衬衫 Wash the grease out of your hair, put on a button-up shirt,
然后去请求克拉姆夫妇将米吉嫁给你 and go ask the Klumps for Midge's hand in marriage.
我愿意为米吉做任何事 I'd do anything for Midge,
但她的家人绝不会祝福我们 but no way will her folks give us their blessing.
你至少要去试一下 You're gonna at least have to try.
也许他们会让你惊讶 And maybe they'll surprise you.
但要是我 现在就不会告诉他们米吉怀上了 But I wouldn't tell them that Midge has a bun in the oven just yet.
早上好 Good morning.
这些是什么 What's all this?
我很早就醒了 Well, I woke up early.
觉得我可以给你做点早餐 以示感谢 Figured I'd make you a little breakfast as a show of gratitude.
做点 Little?
我通常吃的早餐 是半个葡萄柚和一杯咖啡 My typical breakfast consists of half a grapefruit and a cup of coffee.
我感觉自己是在日落大道马球酒廊里 吃周日早午餐 I feel like I'm at the Polo Lounge having Sunday brunch.
你睡得怎么样 床单合你的意吗 How did you sleep? Were the sheets to your liking?
我睡得很沉 I slept like a log.
但我承认 我感觉自己在这里 有点像小孤儿安妮 But I'll admit, I do feel a bit like Little Orphan Annie in here.
那我是谁 沃巴克斯老爹吗 Which makes me, who? Daddy Warbucks?
我们一起走去学校吗 Should we walk to school together?
我今天不去学校了 I'm skipping school today.
我得去救助站 把热狗接回来 I have to go to the pound, spring Hot Dog,
然后我得修理我的火车厢 then I have to fix up my train car.
那我也不去了 Then I'll skip too.
你专心去找热狗 Why don't you focus on getting Hot Dog,
我负责整理好你的火车厢 如何 and I'll focus on sprucing up your train car?
等下 你和雪柔没上本垒 Wait a minute. You and Cheryl didn't go all the way,
但现在你们俩要结婚了 but now you two are getting married?
-我知道 挺令人困惑的 -阿奇 这太疯狂了 -I know. It's confusing. -It's lunacy, Arch.
你为何不告诉你妈妈真相 这样你就不用结婚了 Why don't you tell your mom the truth so you don't have to do this?
贝蒂 雪柔遇到了麻烦 Cheryl's in trouble, Betty,
我想保护她 and I wanna protect her.
虽然这么说很奇怪 And it's weird to say,
但如果我能救她于水火 我不知道 but if I can save her from something, it might help me...
这可能也会帮我找到人生的意义 I don't know, figure out my purpose in life.
但你爱她吗 But do you love her?
我能做到 沃瑟斯医生说 爱随时间增长 I could. According to Dr. Werthers, love grows over time.
他给我们看了一张图表 He showed us a graph.
17岁是起点 21岁是最高点 It starts when you're 17 and peaks when you're 21.
那时你才开始真正爱一个人 That's when you really start loving someone.
拯救一个人和爱一个人是不一样的 Arch, there's a difference between saving someone and loving someone.
如果爱没有增长怎么办 What if the love never grows?
阿奇 Archie?
我的父亲要求放学后和我们谈谈 My father has requested a sit-down with us after school.
-我相信你会接受这个要求 -我会去的 -I trust you can accommodate him. -I'll be there.
我会告诉他的 I'll let him know.
贝蒂 Betty.
阿奇 你是个好人 You're a wonderful guy, Arch.
你想帮助雪柔 真的很善良 And it's really sweet that you wanna help Cheryl,
但婚姻是一辈子的事 but marriage is forever.
是你的下半辈子 It's the rest of your life.
我很高兴听到 你们通过了沃瑟斯医生的测试 So very happy to hear that you passed Dr. Werthers' evaluation.
我猜你们想知道然后会怎样 I suppose you're wondering what happens next.
我们在考虑去尼亚加拉瀑布 办个小型仪式 Well, we were thinking of a small ceremony at Niagara Falls.
别傻了 你们会在桑希尔 由一位法官主持婚礼 Don't be asinine. You'll be married by a judge at Thornhill.
我会安排阿奇在枫糖厂 做一份兼职工作 I will set Archie up with a part-time job at the maple factory,
你们都要拿到高中文凭 and you'll both graduate high school.
-还有大学文凭 -那是浪费时间和金钱 -And college. -That's a waste of time and money.
高中毕业后 After high school,
你和阿奇会加入布罗森管理培训计划 you, Archie, will enter into the Blossom Management Training Program.
培训完成后 我们会让你做全职 And once that's completed, we'll start you in full-time.
雪柔会帮助她母亲管理桑希尔 Cheryl will help her mother manage Thornhill,
最终学会如何独立打理庄园 eventually learning how to run the estate herself.
-为什么 我们又不会住这里 -你们当然要住这里 -Why? It's not as if we'll live here. -Certainly, you will.
不然你们打算住哪 Where else are you gonna live?
先生 我和雪柔还没讨论过这个 Cheryl and I haven't talked about it yet, sir,
但我想 我们可以搬进我父母的房子 but I was thinking we could move into my parents' house.
让雪柔 住在那种小屋里 Cheryl... in that hovel?
我差点没认出你来 范斯 I barely even recognized you, Fangs.
去克拉姆家顺利吗 How did it go at the Klumps'?
全完了 It went horrible.
他们大发雷霆 They had a conniption.
禁止我再和米吉见面 Forbade me from ever seeing Midge again.
好吧 我就担心会这样 Yeah, I was afraid that was gonna happen.
米吉有钱 是个白人 她的父母爱她 Midge is rich, she's white, her parents love her,
最重要的是 你是个想成为摇滚明星的小混混 and on top of it all, you're a greaser wannabe-rock star.
天哪 Oh, jeez.
托妮 我该怎么办 Well, what do I do, Toni?
你就完全按照克拉姆家的要求做 You do exactly what the Klumps say.
远离米吉 他们不知道她怀孕了 Stay away from Midge. They don't know she's pregnant.
在她显怀之前 你有四个月的时间 You got four months before she starts to show.
这就意味着我们有四个月时间 Which means we have four months
让你成为里奇瓦伦斯式的摇滚明星 to make you into a Ritchie Valens-type rock star.
等你有钱又有名 无法被拒绝之后 Once you become rich and famous and undeniable,
你再去向米吉求婚 you'll re-propose to Midge,
他们将别无选择 只能祝福你们 and they'll have no choice but to give their blessing.
你们相爱了 You're in love.
是罗密欧和朱丽叶的那种爱情 Like a Romeo and Juliet kind of love.
不管怎样 你和米吉都会在一起的 No matter what, you and Midge will be together.
怎么样 你们满意吗 Well, do you fellas approve?
你确实和沃巴克斯老爹一样 You really are like Daddy Warbucks.
我咨询了西边一些很厉害的 布景设计师朋友 I consulted with some of my set decorator friends out west.
我还可以做得更好 但时间很有限 I could have done more, but time was very limited.
你在开玩笑吗 Are you kidding?
这里就像是东方快车 This is like the Orient Express.
-当然了 没发生谋杀案的 -当然 -Without the murder, of course. -Of course.
贾格赫德 我非常欢迎你和热狗 来潘布鲁克住 Jughead, you and Hot Dog are more than welcome to stay at the Pembrooke.
天哪 Oh, golly.
我很感激你的提议 I appreciate the offer,
我只是在这里住习惯了 I'm just a creature of habit.
热狗也一样 As is Hot Dog.
但谢谢你对我的帮助 这真的是 天哪 But thank you for everything. This is... Gosh.
很高兴能帮到你 My pleasure.
好了 那我就不打扰你们了 All right. Well, I will leave you boys to it.
再见 Bye.
你想给我解释一下这个吗 Do you wanna explain this to me?
-你在我房间干什么 -打扫卫生 -What were you doing in my room? -Cleaning it.
告诉我 你怎么会有这本书 Now tell me, why do you have this book?
我在看这本书 妈妈 想弄清楚我生活中的某些疑惑 I was reading it, Mom, to try to make some sense of my life,
因为你告诉我的一切 都是落后且荒谬的 since everything you tell me is backwards and nonsensical.
注意你的语气 小姐 Watch your tone, little miss.
你这个年纪的女孩不该读这种垃圾 A girl your age should not be reading this filth.
那什么时候可以呢 妈妈 Well, then, when, Mom?
而且这不是垃圾 只是事实而已 And it's not filth, it's just the truth.
你是从哪里找到这书的 Where did you even find this?
是我的 It's mine.
库珀太太 贝蒂是在我家找到它的 It was at my house. That's where Betty found it, Mrs. Cooper.
我通过邮件在商品目录里订购的 I ordered it from a catalog through the mail.
艾赛尔 我怎么就不惊讶呢 Oh, Ethel. Why am I not surprised?
这本书我怎么弄来的不重要 而且我还没读完呢 It doesn't matter where I got it, and I'm not done reading it yet.
贝蒂 小姑娘 Betty! Young lady!
阿奇 我终于到加州了 爸爸
加利福尼亚
度蜜月就来尼亚加拉大瀑布
雪柔 我继续不下去了 Cheryl, I can't go through with it.
和你爸爸那次离谱的谈话之后 After that crazy talk with your dad,
整个计划突然间让我觉得很不对劲 this whole plan is suddenly feeling really wrong to me.
我理解 阿奇 真的 I understand, Archie. I do.
我对你的要求太多了 I demanded too much of you,
要求你说谎 asking you to lie,
通过结婚进入我的生活 我的家庭 to marry into my life, my family.
这应该是由我一个人背负的重担 That's my cross and my cross alone to bear.
不 但不用非得这样 No. No, but it doesn't have to be.
我还有一个计划 一个更好的计划 Because I have another plan, a better one.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
如果我们 私奔怎么样 What if we... elope?
去西部 Go out west?
你可以逃离你的家庭 我可以在牧场找个工作 You could get away from your family. I could get a job on a ranch.
或者当个 我不知道 民谣歌手 Or be, I don't know, a folk singer.
-一个什么 -一个民谣歌手 -A what? -A folk singer.
我要说的意思是 在西部 我们可以找回自我 All I'm saying is, out west, we can find ourselves,
成为我们想成为的人 想象一下吧 雪柔 be whoever we wanna be. Imagine it, Cheryl.
你可以摆脱这里压抑你的那些东西 You'd be free from whatever is weighing you down here.
-如果真这么容易就好了 -可以的 我们只需放手一搏 -If only it were that easy. -It can be. We just have to do it.
好的 Okay.
好的 阿奇 我们试试 Okay, let's try, Archie.
小凯 我更深入地读了那本书 I read more of my book, Kev.
包括第20章 关于 Including Chapter 20, about...
像你这样的男人 men like you.
我想说 我觉得你真的很勇敢 And I wanted to say that I think you're so brave.
潇洒至死 Swell to the last.
你的徽章还给你 Um, here's your pin back.
我觉得也许你可以送给克雷 I thought maybe you could give it to Clay.
这不是我的 是你妈妈的 That's not mine. It's, um, your mom's.
-你在说什么 -那时我们闹别扭 -What are you talking about? -When we were having our troubles,
她给了我这个 让我送给你 用来缓和 she gave it to me to give to you to take the pressure
我们紧张的感情 off of our relationship.
你去找我妈妈寻求建议了 You went to my mom for advice?
没有 是她主动联系的我 No. She reached out to me.
我希望这没关系 I hope that's okay.
托妮托佩兹 Toni Topaz.
好巧啊 我正要去找你 What are the odds? I was about to come find you.
为了告别吗 To say goodbye?
雪柔 你不能这样做 You can't do it, Cheryl.
和阿奇私奔是个巨大的错误 Running away with Archie would be a huge mistake.
你不明白我的处境 You don't understand my situation.
你认为自己可以逃离河谷镇 逃离你的家庭 You think you can run away from Riverdale, your family,
但你逃离不了你自己 你自己的本质 but you can't outrun yourself, who you are.
你凭什么觉得比我还了解我自己 What makes you think you know me better than I know myself?
我曾经像你这样 I was you.
你爱他吗 Do you love him?
阿奇 Archie...
阿奇是个好人 Archie is a great person...
心地善良 with the best heart.
他和我的家人完全不同 所以 And he's nothing like my family, so...
我明白了 I see.
于是你和一个男孩跳上大巴 横跨全国 但是 So you hop on a bus with a boy and move across the country, but...
最终你将不得不在镜中审视自己 直面你的本质 eventually, you'll have to look yourself in the mirror and face who you are.
否则 你就会自行凋零 Otherwise, you'll just wither away.
妈妈 艾赛尔在哪里 Mom. Where's Ethel?
亲爱的 她走了 Why, she's gone, dear.
走了 Gone?
去哪里了 Gone where?
我给社会服务的朋友珍妮特打了电话 I called my friend Janet at Social Services,
她认为我们最好把艾赛尔 and she thought it'd be best that we send Ethel
送到静慈修道院 to the Sisters of Quiet Mercy.
妈妈 那里的修女都是疯子 Mom, the nuns there are bonkers.
她们在人身上做试验 They do experiments on people.
没有的 伊丽莎白 They do not, Elizabeth.
那个谣言已经被拆穿了 That rumor has been debunked.
这样对艾赛尔最好 It's what's best for Ethel.
相信我 我知道自己这么做没错 Trust me. I know I'm right about this.
你让凯文送我徽章的时候 也是这样告诉他的吗 Is that what you said to Kevin when you told him to pin me?
你到底在说些什么 What on Earth are you talking about?
是不是你给了凯文这个 让他送给我 母亲 Did you give this to Kevin and tell him to pin me, Mother?
用来安抚我和我的冲动 To settle me and my urges down?
我可能是顺便给了一些建议 I may have given some advice in passing.
别装了 妈妈 Oh, come off it, Mom.
你到底在怕什么 What are you so afraid of?
是艾赛尔吗 还是那本书 Is it Ethel? Is it that book?
还是我 到底是什么 Is it me? What is it?
你知道吗 我是为了保护你 You know what? I'm here to protect you
躲避那些朝你袭来 但你却全然不知的危险 from dangers that you don't even know are coming your way.
但总有一天 你会明白 你一定会为此感谢我 But one day, you will, and you'll thank me for it.
我真心表示怀疑 I really doubt it.
我已经烧了 I burned it.
你那本谈性的书 Your sex book.
这样你就不能再藏着读了 So you won't be reading it under the covers anymore.
目的地: 加利福尼亚 1955年10月14日
银轨大巴
怎么回事 我买好了车票 Wait. I got us bus tickets.
还是我们要开你的敞篷车 Are we taking your convertible instead?
阿奇 我很抱歉 I'm so sorry, Archie,
但我不能和你一起去西部 but I can't go out west with you.
这一切都是一个女孩梦寐以求的 This has been the most beautiful pipe dream
和最棒男士一起做的 最美好的一场白日梦 with the most wonderful guy a girl could ever ask for.
但仅此而已 一场镜花水月 But that's all it is, a fantasy.
你一直都是个真正的绅士 但我必须面对现实 You've been a true gentleman, but I have to face the music.
我无法一直逃避自己的问题 I can't keep running from all my problems.
-至少这个不行 -雪柔 我 -At least not this one. -Cheryl...
阿奇 总有一天 你会让某个女孩非常幸福 Archie, someday you are going to make some girl very happy,
她会愿意和你一起搬去加利福尼亚 and she is going to want to go with you to California.
不幸的是 Unfortunately...
那个女孩不是我 that girl isn't me.
但也许 But maybe...
她就住在你隔壁 she lives right next door to you.
-你是指 -也许你该给贝蒂写首 -Do you mean...? -Maybe you should write Betty
充满柔情蜜意的诗 one of those sweet poems of yours.
老爹
雪柔 Cheryl.
你现在不是应该快到弗里斯科了吗 Shouldn't you be halfway to Frisco by now?
我决定不和阿奇一起离开 I decided not to leave with Archie.
出于很多原因 For many reasons.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
我不知道现在我该怎么办 I don't know where I go from here.
你为什么不从阅读这本书开始呢 Well, why don't you start by reading this book?
看看里面有没有让你产生共鸣的东西 See if anything in it resonates with you.
《胡椒的代价》
你能做到吗 Will you do that?
不是为了我 而是为了你自己 Not for me, but for yourself.
致贝蒂 晨光
阿奇 你能过来一下吗 Archie? Can you come in here for a minute, please?
弗兰克叔叔 你怎么来了 Uncle Frank. What are you doing here?
你妈妈打了电话 什么都告诉我了 Your mom called, caught me up on everything.
听起来我需要过来敲打几个人 Sounded like I needed to come to town to knock some heads.
从你开始 Starting with yours.
我只知道他们告诉我的情况 All I know is what they've told me.
艾赛尔住在专门针对任性孩子 That Ethel is staying at some home for wayward children,
还有一堆修女的地方 那里叫做静慈修道院 with a bunch of nuns called the Sisters of Quiet Mercy.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
不好 No.
不好 我觉得我辜负了她 No, I feel like I failed her.
我辜负了艾赛尔 That I failed Ethel.
你没有 You didn't.
贾格赫德 你拼尽全力去救她 You fought hard to save her, Jughead.
而且你做到了 你真的救了她 And you did. You did save her.
这倒是 You can say that again.